Well, today I met my friend the drill, it being the meeting that so many anticipate with apprehension.
I laughed.
Yep. I laughed in the face of that drill. It wasn't a false laugh either.
Not only did I find the experience ridiculously funny, but I might even use the word enjoyable. It's true. Peter enjoyed going to the dentist and lying in the chair for half an hour while some people fixed his two cavities.
Seriously now, it was funny...and fun.
Relaxing, yes, relaxing is another word that matches this experience. In fact, I was nearly asleep by the time they were done with the second tooth. The drill didn't have the harsh dremel-like tone that I expected, but more of a pleasant humming that contributed to my journey toward a stupor.
So right now the greatest cause of my laughter is the nearly complete numbness of my jaw. I bet I could bite my lip off and not even notice. I probably would have tried if the dentist didn't warn me. Oh, and for the first hour or two the numbness let me speak in no way except that which would earn me such a title from passers-by as "retarded." This it did without in any way altering my complexion. (Amazing!) I had contemplated the further enjoyment that might proceed from babbling spontaneously to various Wal-Mart shoppers (while wandering said store, of course), but, alas, this happened not.
Well, perhaps I oughtn't to ramble on about how much fun it is to get a cavity filled. You should experience it for yourself! I encourage you to go and support your friendly neighbourhood dentist today!
So, the moral of the story is that making the process of tooth-filling much more painful would encourage young children to take better care of their teeth. I mean, if I had known it was this fun all along, why would I have even bothered?
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