(RED)+(pretty much anything)=SLICK!!!

I am, as of today, the proud owner of the coolest shoes ever!



Yeah man! It's the (RED)s! Specially made! Lets take another look:









Yessssssssss! And the inside:



RIGHTEOUS!!!! Hey, not only do these shoes look totally awesome, but 15% of the money spent on them goes to fight AIDS, tuberculosis, and malaria. What's that? That's (RED). It's basically Bono's big idea of saving the third world by having the first world buy stuff. Czech it out.



Last, and probably least. The shoes came with these sweet bags.


I was at first frightened that these might be a choking hazard. But Converse thought of everything! Or at least tiny little airholes that might save poor suffocating children's lives! See for yourself:


Yeah. It looks scary. But those little red things are totally saving my life!

I know you're extremely jealous of me, with my slick shoes and all. But you need be no more! You can design and buy your own smooth-walkin' disease-fightin' child-savin' shoes today at Converse! Talk about slick.